“Where’s Bill?” he asked.
“Vacuuming the cat” she replied.
“What do you mean vacuuming the cat?”
“Like I said. He’s vaccuming the cat.
“What, with a hoover?”
“Yes.”
“Why?”
“The cat came back covered in dust. Bill is using the hoover to clean it off.”
“Weird.”
“It happens a lot. We think the cat likes the feeling of being hoovered so he gets dusty on purpose.”