Vacuuming the cat…

“Where’s Bill?” he asked.

“Vacuuming the cat” she replied.

“What do you mean vacuuming the cat?”

“Like I said. He’s vaccuming the cat.

“What, with a hoover?”

“Yes.”

“Why?”

“The cat came back covered in dust. Bill is using the hoover to clean it off.”

“Weird.”

“It happens a lot. We think the cat likes the feeling of being hoovered so he gets dusty on purpose.”

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